Subj: Byron is EVIL ...
Date: 08/22/2001 8:37:55 AM Eastern Daylight Time
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To: ThrorsGold@cs.com

i have known Byron since before the dinosaurs roamed the Earth ... it
was he who killed the mighty lizards and skipped merrily through their
decaying bodies singing "Crocodile Rock"
it was he who fought the jackals and the vultures for pieces of flesh
clinging to the bones of the bodies which lay strewn across the
wastelands of medieval Europe ...

it was the name Byron which, like a dark heavy shroud, covered the
daylight of the new world ...
it was the evil that was Byron that still eats away at the very marrow
of humanity ...

it is the evil of Byron that created such television shows as Hello
Larry and The Brady Brides.

it was the evil of Byron, the curse of that putrid and rotting mockery
of decency, which slowly destroyed the talented cast of Different
Strokes.

it was the evil of Byron which caused the size of McDonald's sandwiches
to decrease as the price increased.
it was the evil of Byron that caused the sudden rise and popularity of
boy bands ...

it was the evil of Byron which caused phrases like "I know you are ... but
what am I?" and "Wasssup??!"

it was the evil of Byron that caused Julia to break up with Benjamin ...

it is the evil of Byron that adheres itself to the fabric of society and
slowly, but effectively, distorts it, warps it, and makes it
ugly ... like a wad of chewing gum stuck in the hair of a super model ...

he is EVIL ... he must be destroyed ... he must be hunted down ...
we will continue the fight ... it is our destiny

THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

THE COMMITTEE FOR THE TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF BYRON
( A Division Of The Disney Corporation)

In Collaboration With ... The Church of Latter Day Saints and The American
Red Cross